Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Eccleston Director: Alan Taylor After many eons, the dark elves led by Malekith (Christopher Eccleston) return to continue their siege on the Asgardians with a powerful weapon. Coincidentally a cosmic event known as the Convergence is soon to occur, causing multiple portals to open within …
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Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
October 27, 2013 in Featured, Moonshine and a Movie
College kids. Hey, college kids! Don’t you just hate when you plan a little camping get together with your pals and all of a sudden, people start dying all around you? I mean, even if you happen to choose the location where a mass murder occurred, on the anniversary of the bloodfest, you and your friends …
Rex’s ProFan Review: The Counselor
Cast: Michael Fassbender, Javier Bardem, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, Penelope Cruz Director: Ridley Scott Over a year has passed since Prometheus was released and, to this day, a few heated arguments and expressions of disdain can still be found within the blogosphere. Ridley Scott has received a lot of flak, mostly undeserving because the Alien …
John’s ProFan Review: Gravity
The latest film from visionary director Alfonso Cuaron came crashing down on the box office this weekend and proceeded to land itself right atop the list of best films of the year… of the decade… perhaps ever. The film stars Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, and the planet Earth. Ostensibly, Gravity is a space film; after …
Moonshine and a Movie - Spring Breakers
September 13, 2013 in Featured, Moonshine and a Movie
“Just pretend like it’s a video game. Act like you’re in a movie or something.” Can I tell you how often I believe these words actually go through the minds of the young?I’m not just referring to Kids These Days. I’m talking about anyone that has survived being young and dumb since this technology has …
Robyn’s ProFan Review: You’re Next
by Robyn Horton
Do you remember The Strangers? A young couple is terrorized at their secluded vacation home by three strangers in creepy masks, hell bent on killing them for reasons that are apparent to no one. Have you seen the trailer for You’re Next? Sounds eerily similar, doesn’t it? I mean, practically the same thing, right? Wrong. …
Kituria’s ProFan Review: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones PG-13 130 minutes Based on the first novel of a young adult urban fantasy series of the same name, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones tells the story of Clary Fray (Lily Collins). A young woman who learns she is a descendent of supernatural demon fighters called Shadowhunters. Half …
Moonshine and a Movie: The Baytown Outlaws
August 16, 2013 in Featured, Moonshine and a Movie
Welcome to Moonshine and a Movie. I am a huge fan of the Dixon brothers from The Walking Dead and other Can’t-Help-But-Love-’Em redneck characters. In these segments, I will be reviewing films that many consider a guilty pleasure. Rednecks, hicks, trailer trash… who cares what they are called? All are welcome and many genres will …
ProFan Teri’s Review: The Conjuring
Goosebumps. Loss of breath. A need to draw your limbs in and make your body as small as possible. A little sinking of the self that starts with your throat and presses into your stomach. This is fear. The feeling of terror we horror buffs hope for each time we buy a ticket to a …
Teri’s ProFan Review: Evil Dead
I am a horror fan. It should go without saying that I am also an Evil Dead fan. I feel like my review of Evil Dead is going to be filled with Captain Obvious statements so just consider yourself warned. I thought the great part of reviewing the remake of a classic was going to …
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