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Fauxbook: Kristen Stewart

Posted on July 31, 2012 by John Elrod II in Fauxbook // 12 Comments

Oh, Robsten. The gift that keeps on giving.

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12 Comments on Fauxbook: Kristen Stewart

Patti // July 31, 2012 at 9:31 am // Log in to Reply

Ha! I love how 41 people liked the “fuck me sideways” comment.
- John Elrod II // July 31, 2012 at 9:37 am // Log in to Reply
  
  I thought that was a nice touch, too.
Nina Perez // July 31, 2012 at 10:06 am // Log in to Reply

I love that VaginaCon got the scoop with the article Robert shared.
- John Elrod II // July 31, 2012 at 10:11 am // Log in to Reply
  
  We’re Rob Patt’s go-to destination for infotainment.
  - Nanea Hoffman // August 1, 2012 at 4:20 am // Log in to Reply
    
    For one second, I read that as “infotaintment. I mean, we can do that too, right?
    - John Elrod II // August 1, 2012 at 7:47 am // Log in to Reply
      
      Hell, I’m doing it, right now.
RaShelle // July 31, 2012 at 10:55 am // Log in to Reply

Thanks for the giggle!
- John Elrod II // July 31, 2012 at 10:56 am // Log in to Reply
  
  Always happy to provide the giggles.
Devona // July 31, 2012 at 11:04 am // Log in to Reply

Of course the tabloids liked the update. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA
- John Elrod II // July 31, 2012 at 11:08 am // Log in to Reply
  
  The tabloids are completely shameless.
Joseph Seltzer // July 31, 2012 at 2:34 pm // Log in to Reply

That’s…that’s awesome!
- John Elrod II // July 31, 2012 at 5:36 pm // Log in to Reply
  
  Thanks, Joseph. I’d like to think Rob Pattinson would agree.

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