Crystal spends her days answering to entirely too many people at work and her nights answering to no one… except her pug, Rita. She watches entirely too much television, streams entirely too much Netflix, plays entirely too many video games, and reads when she’s not doing everything else to excess. She is slightly obsessed with Robert Pattinson and is somewhat shamelessly an admitted Twihard. Yes, she knows, and no, she doesn’t want to talk about it. Crystal spends the majority of her days yawning incessantly from staying up too late the night before reading, watching or playing something she should have put down. Perpetually under-rested is a way of life for her and she encourages you to not speak to her before 10 AM.