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Geek Item of the Week: Portal Bookends

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Patti Matteucci in Featured, Geek Item of the Week // 0 Comments

I recently fell in love with Portal 2. I’m late to the party, I know. Don’t judge me. I’m a late bloomer. I’m sort of still waiting to get boobs.

Anyway, I love Portal 2. And I love books. How can these things be combined in geekery awesomeness? Why, in the form of Portal bookends, of course!

The left side is a figure going through the orange portal and the right side is a figure coming out of the blue portal. And in-between you put your porn… I mean, your bibles. Or your Harry Potter books. Whatever you enjoy to read. The bookends are made of durable aluminum with non-slip rubber padding on the bottom. For only $29.99 they can be yours!! Or you can buy them for me. Whatevs. So head on over to Think Geek and think about me while you’re there.

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Patti Matteucci plays in an imaginary band in Illinois where she rocks the mic like a vandal while simultaneously cooking MCs like a pound of bacon. She is into most nerdy things but doesn’t excel enough in any to be labeled a nerd. One of her top skillz is scouring the internet for recipes, printing out a big pile, and then throwing them away before ever trying them when she remembers that you can have food made and delivered to your front door by somebody else. She is a 14 year old trapped inside a 33 year old’s body (or maybe also a 14 year old’s body) with an unabashed love for Justin Bieber and far too much time spent marrying celebrities in Sims 3.

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