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Geek Item of the Week: Star Trek Shower Curtain

Bathrooms can be wonderful places. Well-maintained ones, I should say. Personally, I do my best thinking on the toilet. I’ve beaten many levels of Candy Crush from that same toilet, and a nice, hot bubble bath is better than most things. The one thing that would make it all better is this Star Trek transporter room bath mat and shower curtain on ThinkGeek.

It’s great, and maybe, just maybe, while you’re in that shower, Zachary Quinto will teleport himself into the room. Hey, a girl can dream. At the very least, you could put a cardboard cutout of him in the room, on top of the mat, and say he transported in. That’s what I would do.

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Patti Matteucci plays in an imaginary band in Illinois where she rocks the mic like a vandal while simultaneously cooking MCs like a pound of bacon. She is into most nerdy things but doesn’t excel enough in any to be labeled a nerd. One of her top skillz is scouring the internet for recipes, printing out a big pile, and then throwing them away before ever trying them when she remembers that you can have food made and delivered to your front door by somebody else. She is a 14 year old trapped inside a 33 year old’s body (or maybe also a 14 year old’s body) with an unabashed love for Justin Bieber and far too much time spent marrying celebrities in Sims 3.
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