True Blood - S5E12 - Save Yourself
The fairies blast Russell with a bunch of fairy fire. He’s all, “That’s all you got, bitches?” Suddenly, Eric appears and stakes Russell. [...]
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True Blood - S5E10 - Gone, Gone, Gone
Let me start this week’s recap by saying that it took me ten episodes, but I finally figured out why this season is so horrible. Anna Paquin went and got herself [...]
True Blood - S5E9 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
The new Authority wasted no time. The Houston True Blood factory, the largest, is on fire. They watch the news and prepare to feast on a human to celebrate and oh boy! Full [...]
True Blood - S5E8 - Somebody That I Used To Know
As Luna’s attacker is taken off to jail, Sam tries to get her to calm down. She wants to hunt down all the rednecks, but Sam tells her he’ll take care of it. [...]
True Blood - S5E7 - In the Beginning
Right after Russell stakes Roman, the other vamps drop to their knees for some kind of emergency procedure. Kinda like kid nuclear drills in classrooms back in the ’50s [...]
True Blood - S5E6 - Hopeless
Alcide is dragged through the halls by wolves. Bill is attacked by one. While Eric goes to help, Russell tries to bite Sookie, but she blasts him with her Fairy Fire. Eric is [...]
True Blood - S5E5 - Let’s Boot and Rally
Sookie and Alcide are going at it hot and heavy. Lucky bitch. They get all the way to her bedroom, stripping off their clothes as they go, and then she pukes on his shoes. [...]
True Blood - S5E3 - Whatever I Am, You Made Me
Newly-vamped Tara marvels over her ability to heal from the holy water mist and to see and hear every little noise in the woods from the possum chilling in the tree to the [...]
True Blood - S5E2 - Authority Always Wins
Tara body slams Sookie against a tree. Lafayette screams, “Tara, that’s Sookie!” I get the distinct impression that Tara knows exactly what she’s [...]
True Blood - S5E1 - Turn, Turn, Turn
Sookie arrives at home after dumping both Eric and Bill, to find Debbie a.k.a. White Trash She-Wolf in her kitchen and pointing a shotgun at her. She wants to kill Sookie [...]