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Fauxbook: Sylvester Stallone

Posted on August 14, 2012 by John Elrod II in Fauxbook, Featured // 7 Comments

Sylvester Stallone’s latest Facebook status reveals that someone is a little butthurt over not being invited to star in The Expendables 2.

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7 Comments on Fauxbook: Sylvester Stallone

James McShane // August 14, 2012 at 6:25 pm // Log in to Reply

Steven Seagal…loved him in ‘Cobra’.

Wait…
- Nina Perez // August 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm // Log in to Reply
  
  I looove Cobra. One of my all-time favorite cheesy 80s movies.
- Donald Bau // August 14, 2012 at 8:29 pm // Log in to Reply
  
  No James you’re thinking of Commando.
  - John Elrod II // August 14, 2012 at 10:45 pm // Log in to Reply
    
    I thought he meant Air America.
Nina Perez // August 15, 2012 at 9:42 am // Log in to Reply

It’s the little things that make these so hilarious. Like, Corey Feldman, Ralph Macchio, Emilio Estevez, and Judd Nelson liking the status update.
- Patti Thorson // August 16, 2012 at 3:21 pm // Log in to Reply
  
  That part made me laugh out loud.
- John Elrod II // August 16, 2012 at 8:46 pm // Log in to Reply
  
  They’re all trying really hard to get into The Expendables 3.

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