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BluTuesday - July 31st, 2012
What’s going on, y’all? Joseph here, and I’ve got the gift of new BluRay releases for you to enjoy. Unfortunately, there isn’t a lot to pick from this week, but here’s hoping it’s an interesting one nonetheless. Total Recall (R) Rotten Tomatoes rating: 81% This movie - which came to theaters on June 1, …
True Blood - S5E8 - Somebody That I Used To Know
As Luna’s attacker is taken off to jail, Sam tries to get her to calm down. She wants to hunt down all the rednecks, but Sam tells her he’ll take care of it. After he leaves, she jumps out bed muttering that she refuses to do nothing. Then she turns into Sam. You read that …
New to Netflix: August 2012
How’s it going, folks? Joseph here, and I’m here to bring you the goods for Netflix Instant Streaming. The Instant Streaming function has become such an integral part of our lives, and I think it’s the perfect time for it to get its shine. Now, what I plan on doing with this is giving the …
5 Hilarious Overreactions to Kristen Stewart Cheating
So, you’ve probably heard by now: Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with her director in the movie Snow White and the Huntsman, Rupert Sanders. Less than a day after US Weekly published photos of Stewart and the married Sanders in several compromising positions, Stewart issued this statement to PEOPLE Magazine: “I’m deeply sorry for the …
BluTuesday - July 24th, 2012
Greetings! Joseph here to hit you with the good stuff like I’m Jacob from Mass Effect 2. Yep; it’s the weekly picks of BluRay releases. These four movies may be worth your while; either that, or they’re good to make fun of. At any rate, they’re here for your perusal. Enjoy! The Last Days of …
True Blood - S5E7 - In the Beginning
Right after Russell stakes Roman, the other vamps drop to their knees for some kind of emergency procedure. Kinda like kid nuclear drills in classrooms back in the ’50s except here, the lights go out, there’s loud horns, and a strobe light that almost gave me a migraine. In the confusion, Russell tries to eat …
The Dark Knight Rises
A few weeks ago, I made two huge mistakes. One, I admitted to my circle of geek friends that though the trailers looked good, I wasn’t excited to see The Dark Knight Rises. Then, I compounded that error by saying that I thought Batman Begins was boring. Holy Shitstorm, Batman. You’d have thought I went over to their …
Emmy Nomination Breakdown
The primetime Emmy nominations were announced yesterday. There were the usual contenders (30 Rock *yawn*), but also a few surprises (SEVEN lead actresses in a comedy series?) Here are my picks for who should win and who will win in some of the major categories. Best Comedy Series Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Modern …
Fauxbook: Catwoman
Catwoman on the set of the new Batman documentary…